bluepac:

i just imagned a cammel singing “my humps” and im lahgigng os hard

(via pecc4vi)

picnickingwithdean:

Ok, so you see this folder?

I’m going to take every person’s URL that reblogs this and I’m going to create a document with it.

Then, I’m going to pair you up with another URL, and every day I will pick a new pair of numbers.  URL1 will then become URL2’s Tumblr Stalker. 

THAT’S RIGHT. EVERYONE GETS A STALKER. 

EVERYONE NEEDS A STALKER.

(via thegreatestplottwist-ever)

fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

(Source: girlhearted, via pecc4vi)

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

(Source: growlithed, via primadeandra)

bluewhenskiesaregay:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the boys from fun. come to me

speaking words of wisdom

(Source: facedeepinthecancunsun, via primadeandra)